Many humans may consider this cat humor, but cats take their vacation planning very seriously. Cats are masters of the art of relaxation and are always looking for ways to improve the experience.
With that thought in mind, The Devious Book for Cats: A Parody offers these tips to help your cat get the most out of his/her staycation:
Visit A Natural Wonder
Fortunately, cats don’t have to travel far to observe natural wonders. There’s one as close as the nearest bathroom. Toilets offer a wonderful waterfall effect just by climbing to the edge and using a paw to push the lever. Care should be taken not to fall in while observing the wonder that is the toilet flushing. The beautiful thing about it is that it can be observed thousands of times!
Go To The Beach
If the resident human is into crafts, it’s possible there is a sand garden complete with seashells and/or starfish in it. If so, carefully tip over the sand garden so the sand spreads nicely across the floor. It’s best if the spot is sunny so the sand will get warm.
Enjoy Fancy Meals
With the resident humans gone, there will be a guest server providing meals. It’s best to treat the guest server well so they will provide great meals. Often, the guest server will provide super yummy meals that aren’t on the menu when resident humans are around. Make sure to tip generously to keep the great service coming.
Catch Up On Reading
Cats and books have been associated for a long time, and vacation is a great time to catch up on reading. If a beach was created as described above, that makes a perfect place to read. Otherwise, pick a comfortable spot, grab a book and relax!
Still wondering what your cat will be doing while you’re on vacation? We often think our cats are punishing us for being away, but after seeing these tips, it may be more a case of cats being upset we’ve returned to ruin their good time!