12 Days of Christmas: Marty’s Version

My cat Marty likes to show his creative side occasionally, so he’s taken this opportunity to put his own spin on the classic song, 12 Days of Christmas:

12 days of Christmas

On the 1st day of Christmas, my human gave to me:
  • A catnip toy just for me.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my human gave to me:
  • Two dog-free days and
  • A catnip toy just for me
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my human gave to me:
  • Three yummy treats,
  • Two dog-free days and
  • A catnip toy just for me
On the 4th day of Christmas, my human gave to me:
  • Four birds to watch,
  • Three yummy treats,
  • Two dog-free days and
  • A catnip toy just for me
On the 5th day of Christmas, my human gave to me:
  • Five pictures of the dogs in silly outfits,
  • Four birds to watch,
  • Three yummy treats,
  • Two dog-free days and
  • A catnip toy just for me
On the 6th day of Christmas, my human gave to me:
  • Six toys the dogs won’t try to eat,
  • Five pictures of the dogs in silly outfits,
  • Four birds to watch,
  • Three yummy treats,
  • Two dog-free days and
  • A catnip toy just for me
On the 7th day of Christmas, my human gave to me:
  • Seven new scratchers (a different one for every day of the week),
  • Six toys the dogs won’t try to eat,
  • Five pictures of the dogs in silly outfits,
  • Four birds to watch,
  • Three yummy treats,
  • Two dog-free days and
  • A catnip toy just for me
On the 8th day of Christmas, my human gave to me:
  • Eight brush sessions,
  • Seven new scratchers (a different one for every day of the week),
  • Six toys the dogs won’t try to eat,
  • Five pictures of the dogs in silly outfits,
  • Four birds to watch,
  • Three yummy treats,
  • Two dog-free days and
  • A catnip toy just for me
On the 9th day of Christmas, my human gave to me:
  • Nine paper towels to shred,
  • Eight brush sessions,
  • Seven new scratchers (a different one for every day of the week),
  • Six toys the dogs won’t try to eat,
  • Five pictures of the dogs in silly outfits,
  • Four birds to watch,
  • Three yummy treats,
  • Two dog-free days and
  • A catnip toy just for me
On the 10th day of Christmas, my human gave to me:
  • Ten minutes alone with the Christmas tree,
  • Nine paper towels to shred,
  • Eight brush sessions,
  • Seven new scratchers (a different one for every day of the week),
  • Six toys the dogs won’t try to eat,
  • Five pictures of the dogs in silly outfits,
  • Four birds to watch,
  • Three yummy treats,
  • Two dog-free days and
  • A catnip toy just for me
On the 11th day of Christmas, my human gave to me:
  • Eleven donations for homeless kitties,
  • Ten minutes alone with the Christmas tree,
  • Nine paper towels to shred,
  • Eight brush sessions,
  • Seven new scratchers (a different one for every day of the week),
  • Six toys the dogs won’t try to eat,
  • Five pictures of the dogs in silly outfits,
  • Four birds to watch,
  • Three yummy treats,
  • Two dog-free days and
  • A catnip toy just for me
On the 12th day of Christmas, my human gave to me:
  • 12 loving forever homes for 12 homeless kitties,
  • Eleven donations for homeless kittiies,
  • Ten minutes alone with the Christmas tree,
  • Nine paper towels to shred,
  • Eight brush sessions,
  • Seven new scratchers (a different one for every day of the week),
  • Six toys the dogs won’t try to eat,
  • Five pictures of the dogs in silly outfits,
  • Four birds to watch,
  • Three yummy treats,
  • Two dog-free days and
  • A catnip toy just for me

Marty and I want to wish everyone and safe and happy holiday season!

How would your cat rewrite 12 Days of Christmas?  Leave us a comment and let us know, we’d love to hear from you!

 

Written by Karen

Karen

Karen is Publisher of Fully Feline. She also owns a pet care business in Overland Park, KS called Joy of Living.

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