12 Days of Christmas: Marty’s Version

My cat Marty likes to show his creative side occasionally, putting his own spin on traditional music like the 12 Days of Christmas. He’s taken this opportunity to rewrite this classic song with his own feline twist:

12 days of Christmas

 

On the 1st day of Christmas, my human gave to me:
  • A catnip toy just for me.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my human gave to me:
  • Two dog-free days and
  • A catnip toy just for me
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my human gave to me:
  • Three yummy treats,
  • Two dog-free days and
  • A catnip toy just for me
On the 4th day of Christmas, my human gave to me:
  • Four squirrels to watch,
  • Three yummy treats,
  • Two dog-free days and
  • A catnip toy just for me
On the 5th day of Christmas, my human gave to me:
  • Five pictures of the dogs in silly outfits,
  • Four squirrels to watch,
  • Three yummy treats,
  • Two dog-free days and
  • A catnip toy just for me
On the 6th day of Christmas, my human gave to me:
  • Six toys the dogs won’t try to eat,
  • Five pictures of the dogs in silly outfits,
  • Four squirrels to watch,
  • Three yummy treats,
  • Two dog-free days and
  • A catnip toy just for me
On the 7th day of Christmas, my human gave to me:
  • Seven new scratchers (a different one for every day of the week),
  • Six toys the dogs won’t try to eat,
  • Five pictures of the dogs in silly outfits,
  • Four squirrels to watch,
  • Three yummy treats,
  • Two dog-free days and
  • A catnip toy just for me
On the 8th day of Christmas, my human gave to me:
  • Eight brush sessions,
  • Seven new scratchers (a different one for every day of the week),
  • Six toys the dogs won’t try to eat,
  • Five pictures of the dogs in silly outfits,
  • Four squirrels to watch,
  • Three yummy treats,
  • Two dog-free days and
  • A catnip toy just for me
On the 9th day of Christmas, my human gave to me:
  • Nine paper towels to shred,
  • Eight brush sessions,
  • Seven new scratchers (a different one for every day of the week),
  • Six toys the dogs won’t try to eat,
  • Five pictures of the dogs in silly outfits,
  • Four squirrels to watch,
  • Three yummy treats,
  • Two dog-free days and
  • A catnip toy just for me
On the 10th day of Christmas, my human gave to me:
  • Ten minutes alone with the Christmas tree,
  • Nine paper towels to shred,
  • Eight brush sessions,
  • Seven new scratchers (a different one for every day of the week),
  • Six toys the dogs won’t try to eat,
  • Five pictures of the dogs in silly outfits,
  • Four squirrels to watch,
  • Three yummy treats,
  • Two dog-free days and
  • A catnip toy just for me
On the 11th day of Christmas, my human gave to me:
  • Eleven donations for homeless kitties,
  • Ten minutes alone with the Christmas tree,
  • Nine paper towels to shred,
  • Eight brush sessions,
  • Seven new scratchers (a different one for every day of the week),
  • Six toys the dogs won’t try to eat,
  • Five pictures of the dogs in silly outfits,
  • Four squirrels to watch,
  • Three yummy treats,
  • Two dog-free days and
  • A catnip toy just for me
On the 12th day of Christmas, my human gave to me:
  • 12 loving forever homes for 12 homeless kitties,
  • Eleven donations for homeless kittiies,
  • Ten minutes alone with the Christmas tree,
  • Nine paper towels to shred,
  • Eight brush sessions,
  • Seven new scratchers (a different one for every day of the week),
  • Six toys the dogs won’t try to eat,
  • Five pictures of the dogs in silly outfits,
  • Four squirrels to watch,
  • Three yummy treats,
  • Two dog-free days and
  • A catnip toy just for me

Marty and I want to wish everyone and safe and happy holiday season!

How would your cat rewrite 12 Days of Christmas?  Leave us a comment and let us know, we’d love to hear from you!

 

Written by Karen

Karen

Karen is Publisher of Fully Feline. She also owns a pet care business in Overland Park, KS called Joy of Living.

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